Cigarettes, Whiskey And Wild, Wild Women

Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women

They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

Once I was happy and had a good wife

I had enough money to last me for life

I met with a girl and we went on a spree

She taught me to smoke and drink whiskey

Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women

They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

And now I'm feeble and broken with age

The lines on my face make a well written page

I'm leaving this story, how sad but how true

On women and whiskey and what they will do

Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women

They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane

Write on the cross at the head of my grave

'For women and whiskey, here lies a poor slave

Take warning, dear stranger, take warning, dear friend'

Then write in big letters these words at the end

Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women

They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane
Cigarettes, whiskey and wild, wild women
They'll drive you crazy, they'll drive you insane